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my chat w/ sheshe

This is what happens when Amanda is on caffiene and chinese food.


DyingRose319: my name is cloudyclouder
Tweetysmdgurl: my name is ... ummmm
Tweetysmdgurl: ???
Tweetysmdgurl: hi
DyingRose319: hello ummmm
DyingRose319: *pokes with cloud*
DyingRose319: HELLO ARE YOU THERE MORTAL
Tweetysmdgurl: ohh sorry
Tweetysmdgurl: yes
DyingRose319: did you enjoy my cloud poking?
Tweetysmdgurl: Yes ... Very much soo
DyingRose319: good
DyingRose319: *pokes with noodle*
Tweetysmdgurl: ... *bites noodle*
Tweetysmdgurl: Me hungry!
DyingRose319: MY NOODLE
Tweetysmdgurl:
DyingRose319: *bites*
Tweetysmdgurl: ouch!
DyingRose319: *growls*
Tweetysmdgurl: *growls back*
DyingRose319: im a cloudyclouder
Tweetysmdgurl: *pokes* Ur so very squishy!
DyingRose319: e_e
DyingRose319: dont poke me for i am acid rain!
Tweetysmdgurl: BUURRRNSSS!!!!
Tweetysmdgurl: *trys to run away*
DyingRose319: *chases after and kicks down*
DyingRose319: *pokes with fork*
DyingRose319: OOG HUNGRY
Tweetysmdgurl: *sumbles and runs back up before fork reaches body* NOOOO!
DyingRose319: weenier!!
Tweetysmdgurl: NOOO"
DyingRose319: yes!
DyingRose319: veenie
Tweetysmdgurl: Man EATIINNG CLOUDER!
DyingRose319: Disperse all ye fucking people!! I am now the Noodle Boy that flies!!! I am like a flying potato!! Ker-pooh!!
Tweetysmdgurl: Gooo .... ween urself ...! ... Flying Fudge Noodle!
Tweetysmdgurl: *Chases with a fork and knife*
Tweetysmdgurl: MEE HUNNNGRYY
Tweetysmdgurl: COME HERE!!!
DyingRose319: damn you youve discovered my secret elbow!!
Tweetysmdgurl: MMMM Tasty!
Tweetysmdgurl: What does it dooo ?
DyingRose319: my magical powers!! I have powers pinto beans can only dream of
DyingRose319: I AM NOW GIANT PEANUT!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... Would u share them with me??? *Bows
Tweetysmdgurl: *
Tweetysmdgurl: OHH Great MIGHT PEEE NUT!
Tweetysmdgurl: *Mighty!
DyingRose319: I am the wonder noodle, Iwill make all your willdest dreams come true!
Tweetysmdgurl: Let me fly with tu then!
DyingRose319: just chew on my big toe nail and all magic will pocess you!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... ermm -... *Chews*"
DyingRose319: I AM WIGGLING MY LEG!! WITNESS MY LEG!! DO YOU NOT SEE?! HUH?!
DyingRose319: Clutch my testies, bloody squirrel humpers!!
DyingRose319: by chewing on that toenail You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than croutons!!
Tweetysmdgurl: No Sir i do not ... Oh Jezz Sir shall i pull them off?
DyingRose319: no! never!
DyingRose319: *runs around naked* NEVER!!
DyingRose319: NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!
Tweetysmdgurl: *Shields eyes then peek through fingers* Oh Please Sir ... Put closes on!
Tweetysmdgurl: though ...
Tweetysmdgurl: u do have a very suducing Body!
DyingRose319: Granpappy!! Granpappy, rub me feets!! Me feets, Granpappy!!
DyingRose319: *rubs feet in face*
DyingRose319: I HAVE FOOT FUNGUS!
Tweetysmdgurl: Scrap it off it'll be tonights dinner
Tweetysmdgurl: !
DyingRose319: mmm cheesy
Tweetysmdgurl: Mmmhmm! Would like somemore falvor to ur food?
Tweetysmdgurl: *flavor
DyingRose319: stop that mooing you damn chiauaua! ganglia! llamas eat babies
Tweetysmdgurl: REally!!
Tweetysmdgurl: ??
DyingRose319: witness!
DyingRose319: no!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... u have yet again confused me dearest!
DyingRose319: spank my ass and call me george! Dare not defy my command! Thses hands! I cant get them off my wrists!
Tweetysmdgurl: .. they are mine ... i was trying to turn u around!
Tweetysmdgurl: Shall u be spanked with last name too?
DyingRose319: i have no last name! I am no mortal!
DyingRose319: fool!
DyingRose319: *spanks with noodle*
Tweetysmdgurl: ohh ... *slaps forhead* how could i forget!
Tweetysmdgurl: Oh YES HARRRDER PLEASEEE!
DyingRose319: GARRRG
Tweetysmdgurl: *Growl*
Tweetysmdgurl: I will Follow ur ever wish my master!
DyingRose319: Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can fly!!

Tweetysmdgurl: *wiggles* PEAs! Peas! Peas! Peas! Pease! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can Fly!
Tweetysmdgurl: Like a piggyß
Tweetysmdgurl: *?
Tweetysmdgurl: i like piggys ... they go oink oink
DyingRose319: MORTAL!
DyingRose319: You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil!
Tweetysmdgurl: UU!

Tweetysmdgurl: it is all ur fault!!!
DyingRose319: MY YELLOW SOCKS SING FOR JOY
Tweetysmdgurl: i will sing with
Tweetysmdgurl: *sings*
DyingRose319: *WHACKS WITH YELLOW SOCK*
Tweetysmdgurl: but but ... *starts crying* ... i love u yellow socks!
Tweetysmdgurl: Y??
DyingRose319: WEIRDO........
Tweetysmdgurl: Spank u!
DyingRose319: dude... get off the crack
Tweetysmdgurl: ... but it's sooo nice!
DyingRose319: yup
Tweetysmdgurl: ... i wasn't the ones who spillt crack all over the floor
DyingRose319: you are the one who snorted it!
Tweetysmdgurl: so there would be a white stain on the carpet! .. that was ur dog!
Tweetysmdgurl: u deal to ur dog!
DyingRose319: i sold my dog to the chinese resteraunt
DyingRose319: he was late on crack payment
Tweetysmdgurl: ... called crack filled special!
DyingRose319: no
DyingRose319: called orange chicken
Tweetysmdgurl: what then?
DyingRose319: and mu shu pork
Tweetysmdgurl: ohh!
Tweetysmdgurl: mmmm! ... i ate that yesterday!
DyingRose319: kerpooh
Tweetysmdgurl: Fingers!
DyingRose319: 2 fingers
DyingRose319: in yo eyesocket
Tweetysmdgurl: 10000000 Fingers!
Tweetysmdgurl: in ur ass!
DyingRose319: how many fucking hands do you have?!?!
Tweetysmdgurl:
DyingRose319: *ker-poohs on face*
Tweetysmdgurl: ... i'm not doing it ... friends are
DyingRose319: the invisable ones?
Tweetysmdgurl: yuppers!
DyingRose319: or the martians in your head-ball
DyingRose319: noodlers
DyingRose319: !@
Tweetysmdgurl: ... no they told me to burn ur bf
DyingRose319: i did already today
Tweetysmdgurl: but i didn't listen
DyingRose319: hes very flammable
Tweetysmdgurl: wow ... really please ditails?
DyingRose319: so much weed in his system the whole state got high off his remains
Tweetysmdgurl: *Details
DyingRose319: ker ker ker POOH!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... that explains the mini tornado here haha!
DyingRose319: .............no it doesnt.....
Tweetysmdgurl: ... oh ur right
DyingRose319: *ker-poohs in eyeball head*
Tweetysmdgurl: ... that was something else?
DyingRose319: yes
DyingRose319: that were the beans you ate last night
Tweetysmdgurl: ... My eyeball head! ... ohhh the ones u sent me?
DyingRose319: feel the wrath of my ker-poohed noodle!!
DyingRose319: no that was X
DyingRose319: magic beans
DyingRose319: you are now jack and the bean stalk
DyingRose319: climb young one climb to the treasure of the noodle giant!!
DyingRose319: golden harp!
Tweetysmdgurl: WHOO HOO!!
DyingRose319: golden KER-POOH!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... whos on crack again?
DyingRose319: the giant peanut
DyingRose319: *eats cup*
Tweetysmdgurl: Don't balme it on the giant peanut ...!
Tweetysmdgurl: it was ur fault!
DyingRose319: *throws dictionary at the ker-pooh*
Tweetysmdgurl: *flame
DyingRose319: i am the giant peanut mortal-face!!!
Tweetysmdgurl: .... shall i bow?
DyingRose319: have you done your bobob today shela?
Tweetysmdgurl: my what?
DyingRose319: your BOB BOB
Tweetysmdgurl: i don't believe i know what ur talking about
DyingRose319: FOOL!
DyingRose319: it is the food of the immortals!! AMBROSIA!
DyingRose319: AMBROSIA OF BOBS AND PEANUTS!
DyingRose319: my ker-pooh itches
DyingRose319: time to go BOOM BOOM
Tweetysmdgurl: wow ...
DyingRose319: IM GASSY!
DyingRose319: damn those cherry- flavoured cough drop ker-poohs!!
Tweetysmdgurl: and yet again Wow1
DyingRose319: god-damn my navel itches!!
Tweetysmdgurl: `!
Tweetysmdgurl: .... Scratch!
DyingRose319: *scrates ker-pooh with nubs*
DyingRose319: you took my hands!!! MORTAL!
Tweetysmdgurl: herrrrrrr Herrrrr! *laughs*
DyingRose319: GARGH!!
DyingRose319: OOOGHH!
DyingRose319: KER-POOH!
Tweetysmdgurl: u die?
DyingRose319: never!
Tweetysmdgurl: ...
DyingRose319: *pokes with fork*
DyingRose319: *throws chopssticks* USE A FORK!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... II did!
Tweetysmdgurl: *pokes*
Tweetysmdgurl: *with fork*
DyingRose319: *throws nostrole hair*
Tweetysmdgurl: ... EWWW!!! boogers!
Tweetysmdgurl: *bodges*
Tweetysmdgurl: ohh Forget the writing today
Tweetysmdgurl: *avoids getting hit*
DyingRose319: *throws her-pooh at shela*
Tweetysmdgurl: *Throws chopsticks back and pokes with fork again*
Tweetysmdgurl: *Avoids Ker-pooh*
Tweetysmdgurl: *slaps dictionary in ur face*
DyingRose319: *blocks using peanut shell*
Tweetysmdgurl: u can't spell my NAMEE!!!

DyingRose319: sheila
Tweetysmdgurl: No me smile!
Tweetysmdgurl: *Know
Tweetysmdgurl: ... Amanda ... i don't want to disappoint u ...i have to go
DyingRose319: O KER-POOH
Tweetysmdgurl: bless u!
Tweetysmdgurl: ... well then ... noodle ... clouder ... giant Peanut! Sir! i had fun!
DyingRose319: ive lost my only ker-pooh friend *sigh*
Tweetysmdgurl: i'm sorry ... we have 4 hours in the car tommorrow and i have to pack
DyingRose319: have fun
Tweetysmdgurl: yea i'll try and .. i'm taking the camera with!
DyingRose319: dont forget to do your bobob before you leave
Tweetysmdgurl: ... i won't
DyingRose319: good
Tweetysmdgurl: well tthen i wish u well!
DyingRose319: may the bobob be with you!
Tweetysmdgurl: good night!
Tweetysmdgurl: and miss u!
DyingRose319: bye
Tweetysmdgurl signed off at 7:00:59 PM.
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